Category: thor ragnarok


Thor: Ragnarok (2017), dir. Taika Waititi



Look, I’ve spent years in a haze, trying to forget my past. Sakaar seemed like the best place to drink and forget, and to die one day. […] I don’t plan to stop drinking. But I don’t wanna forget. I can’t turn away anymore, so if I’m gonna die, well, it may as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag. 

Tessa Thompson as Valkyrie in Thor: Ragnarok (2017)



I know what you’re thinking. “Oh, no. Thor’s in a cage. How did this happen?” Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of something. It’s a long story. Basically, I’m a bit of a hero. See, I’ve spent some time on Earth… for the record, I saved the planet a couple of times. Then I went searching through the cosmos for a couple of magic colorful Infinity Stone things… but didn’t find any. That’s when I came across a path of death, and destruction. Which led me all the way here to this cage… where I met you.



Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi

“That’s intense. To be honest, seeing you grow really big and set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle. But it looks like I’m going to have to go with option B where I bust out of these chains, knock that tiara off your head, and stash it away in Asgard’s vault. You cannot stop Ragnarok. Why fight it? Because that’s what heroes do.”


Thor: Ragnarok | dir. Taika Waititi, 2017


“I know I’ve betrayed you many times before, but this time it’s truly nothing personal.”

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi

We need a ship.